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What movies have not aged well?

14.06.2025 05:04

What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why is the word "democracy" not in the preamble of the US Constitution?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

How can I get my ex-husband to love me again?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-”Ah so!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What is your favourite true story to tell at a party?

-J W Pepper

A View to a Kill

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What are the main issues that have historically and currently divided Republicans and Democrats?

From Russia With Love

Moonraker

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What do you think of Tesla's Model Y coming in ninth among electric cars sales in Europe?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why do atheists love to preach against Abrahamic religions and mock God? Even if they do not fear the eternal fire of hell, pious Muslims will certainly not leave them alone and will take brutal revenge until they surrender and repent of their sins.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Dr No

What does it mean when someone is pretending to be me?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-All the bad guys are black.

How do I develop the patience to read books?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Diamonds Are Forever

Goldfinger

Why is it that women are stronger than men nowadays?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd